Bi guy. 100% top. Looking to talk to smooth bottoms, mostly likely skinny bottoms. Ones who are reasonably close to my age. What is reasonable? Well: I'm not looking for anyone over like maybe 34, most likely. I don't hate on older guys, and it's fine to chat, but that's all it's likely ever going to be. I don't think that's batshit, but if you do, I can't help that -- we're not going to agree.

Skinny boys move to the front of the line!

And guys, bi does not mean closeted. I feel for guys who feel they have to be in the closet, but I'm not one of them. You do you, but that's not me.

I also have no interest in cybersex. I get why people might be, but yeah -- not me. No judgment, just not what I'm here for.


I will block you unless you have a picture, or if you ignore any part of my profile. I will be mean if you waste my time.

Education: Educated

Employer: LOL, what? Who puts his employer here?

College/University: New England

Religion: I'm my own god

Political Views: People who post political shit here are tragic. If that's you, we aren't a match.

Favorite Quotes: "There are no facts, only interpretations."

Favortie Sports: All of em

Interests: Sub boys

Activities: Sports, friends, booze, chicks, boys, fucking with boring people.